The Chicago Cubs Hit Hegemonic Homers

And in our fair city what better than an inland empire to serve and protect, to boldly go, to go bad?

fun with dick and/or jane

Our hallways are full of mole people, interested to the point of obsession in prompting some kind of psychic overload of our postepisodic dialectic.  At this stage of our collective development, most of our fishtails have fallen off, only to replace themselves almost immediately with spontaneously-generated rocket fins.  But what does this mean for us as a card-carrying, fire-breathing Race of chosen archons destined for no lesser ever-after than to burrow our nosecones in the warm, inviting pleats of the goddess-shaped sun?

Good question. A number of otherwise reliable “interpreters of the data” (or “dada”) would suggest that it has become the burden of the intel’ gents (and ladies) to perform most of the Real Thinking that occurs on this planet.  The falacious crumb therein, of course, regards not the treasured contents of the brainpan but rather the earry canal…in other words, philosophies and assessments may be allowed to ferment for the span of a human lifetime, but if their progenitors languish amongst the Voiceless, ain’t nobody getting their drunk on.

Like it or not, even the internet still gets walked around the block on a daily basis, connected by a short leash to the sure and gentle hand of a white man.  Foment ye rosebuds while ye may, or else get skunked by half a ton of commercial-grade weedkiller.

white belt/steer’s skull buckle

real cowboys like pbr

Hasbro Serves the Capitalist State

America, I feel sentimental about the weebles.

a new kind of science

long have we awaited such formulations – the tools with which to predict the masses, to know how and when the proletarian revolution can be kickstarted from atop the back of the glorious bourgeoisie warhorse

Trotsky’s Object-Oriented Revolution at Hand

a friend writes:

well, a class struggle is actually an object struggle and
actually, you know that mathematica is a vehicle on which
wolfram spreads to infect all lives and machines switching
them into cellular automatons. all your memories is belong
to him now and the universe is click click you know? it
goes oooooooooooooooooooooooo we are so happy next iteration starts …
now!
blocks and chunks and lunchables and tofu.
nothing has eyes! fit into the cracks we will! fat man in
a wolfram suit! phd’s at caltech for all! bit rate
boogie!

this is no country for one socialism

kraftwerker’s scotchgaurd

smash the ready-made state-machinery

internet surveys are tools of the bourgeoisie

have you ever been so alienated from labor you didn’t do?

Metrologists Serve Empiricism

thank god for science

This kind of roundness was not possible 20 years ago

Han Solo Glorifies Individualism

The time it takes to consume a no- thrills real humyn sexual experience (i.e., getting laid) is more or less equal to the time it takes to produce it.

this artycle has cool spellyng