Archive for the extraneous letters Category

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Posted in extraneous letters on December 7, 2008 by bloggingservesimperialism
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College was kind of fun?

Posted in 2016 olympics, extraneous letters, public restroom, the game of life on December 4, 2008 by bloggingservesimperialism

the sound and the fuhrer

what is a proctologist’s favorite NSAID?

Posted in butch kassidy's top 40, extraneous letters, wattage on September 6, 2008 by bloggingservesimperialism

“Obama switches on voting rights”

Posted in downtown in the evening, extraneous letters, three tibet on August 3, 2008 by bloggingservesimperialism

In a move seemingly calculated to win over or discredit the two groups of voters who would have rather had Hillary run(white working class men and women of all classes, respectively), Obama has spoken out against universal suffrage.

fun with dick and/or jane

Posted in cellular automata, extraneous letters, headless dolls; free to a good home on July 9, 2008 by bloggingservesimperialism

Our hallways are full of mole people, interested to the point of obsession in prompting some kind of psychic overload of our postepisodic dialectic.  At this stage of our collective development, most of our fishtails have fallen off, only to replace themselves almost immediately with spontaneously-generated rocket fins.  But what does this mean for us as a card-carrying, fire-breathing Race of chosen archons destined for no lesser ever-after than to burrow our nosecones in the warm, inviting pleats of the goddess-shaped sun?

Good question. A number of otherwise reliable “interpreters of the data” (or “dada”) would suggest that it has become the burden of the intel’ gents (and ladies) to perform most of the Real Thinking that occurs on this planet.  The falacious crumb therein, of course, regards not the treasured contents of the brainpan but rather the earry canal…in other words, philosophies and assessments may be allowed to ferment for the span of a human lifetime, but if their progenitors languish amongst the Voiceless, ain’t nobody getting their drunk on.

Like it or not, even the internet still gets walked around the block on a daily basis, connected by a short leash to the sure and gentle hand of a white man.  Foment ye rosebuds while ye may, or else get skunked by half a ton of commercial-grade weedkiller.

hussein in the membrane

Posted in extraneous letters, wattage on June 29, 2008 by bloggingservesimperialism

you can stop me, but you’ll never
stop the masses

the number of the beets

Posted in extraneous letters, sinners on June 29, 2008 by bloggingservesimperialism