The Chancellor’s Office Serves The Ruling Elite

I wrote to the Germans and the Germans wrote back!

my letter:

Nachrichteninhalt:
Dear Chancellor Merkel,

I heard through my colleague that the German government enjoys celebrating birthdays. I thought perhaps that if i could pay you a visit later this week, we could also have a small birthday party, as i will turn 27 on Friday.. Please let me know what you think of this plan, and how many guests i may invite.

I happily await your reply.
Sincerely,

Joe [redact] [joel@u[redact]u]
Chicago IL, USA

and their reply:

Sehr geehrter Herr Kimmel,

vielen Dank für Ihre E-Mail.

Zu dem Sachverhalt, auf den Sie Bezug nehmen, hat sich bereits Staatsminister Hermann Gröhe in einer Fragestunde des Deutschen Bundestages geäußert. Er hat dort am 22. April 2009 darauf hingewiesen: Der Chef der Deutschen Bank, Josef Ackermann, hat seinen 60. Geburtstag nicht im Bundeskanzleramt gefeiert. Es gibt auch keine anderen Personen, deren Geburtstagsfeiern oder vergleichbare private Anlässe die Bundeskanzlerin im Bundeskanzleramt ausgerichtet hätte. Den 60. Geburtstag des Chefs der Deutschen Bank hat die Bundeskanzlerin vielmehr zum Anlass genommen, am Dienstag, dem 22. April 2008, im Kanzleramt ein Abendessen mit Vertretern aus Wirtschaft und Gesellschaft auszurichten.

Details zu Teilnehmern und Inhalt derartiger interner Treffen werden grundsätzlich nicht veröffentlicht. Die entstehenden Kosten werden aus den Haushaltsmitteln des Bundeskanzleramtes finanziert, die für derartige Zwecke zur Verfügung stehen.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen
Im Auftrag

Elke Appel
Bürgerservice
Presse- und Informationsamt
der Bundesregierung

Rough Translation:

The Chancellor’s Office has already issued an official explanation, on April 2009 saying: The Head of Deutsche Bank, Josef Ackermann, did not celebrate his 60th birthday in the office of the Chancellor. Further, no other such private celebrations of individuals’ birthdays, nor similar private events have been held in the office of the Chancellor. Rather, The 60th birthday of the head of the Deutsche Bank, on Tuesday April 22 2008 was merely the occasion for the Chancellor to hold a dinner with representatives from economics and Society in her offices.

details of the participants and contents of such internal meetings are as a rule not made public. The incidental costs are financed from the resources of the Chancellor’s budget available for such purposes.

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the debates serve imperialism, bitches

at least , in europe, they do

fun with dick and/or jane

Our hallways are full of mole people, interested to the point of obsession in prompting some kind of psychic overload of our postepisodic dialectic.  At this stage of our collective development, most of our fishtails have fallen off, only to replace themselves almost immediately with spontaneously-generated rocket fins.  But what does this mean for us as a card-carrying, fire-breathing Race of chosen archons destined for no lesser ever-after than to burrow our nosecones in the warm, inviting pleats of the goddess-shaped sun?

Good question. A number of otherwise reliable “interpreters of the data” (or “dada”) would suggest that it has become the burden of the intel’ gents (and ladies) to perform most of the Real Thinking that occurs on this planet.  The falacious crumb therein, of course, regards not the treasured contents of the brainpan but rather the earry canal…in other words, philosophies and assessments may be allowed to ferment for the span of a human lifetime, but if their progenitors languish amongst the Voiceless, ain’t nobody getting their drunk on.

Like it or not, even the internet still gets walked around the block on a daily basis, connected by a short leash to the sure and gentle hand of a white man.  Foment ye rosebuds while ye may, or else get skunked by half a ton of commercial-grade weedkiller.

Hasbro Serves the Capitalist State

America, I feel sentimental about the weebles.

a family sundace

Pavement